Nobody Could Be That Clever
Where an emotionally compromised more-than-teenage starving student with a greater concern for books, movies, and dessert than eating real food comes to ignore her hunger pangs.

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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destielconfessions:

a-wild-hiddlesaurous:

mishasteaparty:

Tom… your Loki is showing x

Tom, Tom STAHP.  You’re causing me physical pain

Can I just say how in the video, when he gets out of the car there’s no intense cheering, just a chorus of “Hey” “Hiiii”

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babydragonsss:

Clint’s the only one who doesn’t bat an eyelid when Steve brings Bucky around to the Avengers tower because he knows what it’s like to go on a mission and bring home a stray

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My must-be-65 year old professor just went on an extremely animated tangent about The Strain. He followed it up with the extremely relevant advice of, “Corporations are just like zombies or vampires- they just won’t die.” Friends interviewing in the corporate-world, I am 100% certain(give or y’know, take 99%) that saying this in an interview will guarantee you the job.

ryanvoid:

crowley-for-king:

PURE LOVE

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.

1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.
2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt
3.) Pink snootnose
4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul
5.) Cat

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t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

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rainbowbarnacle:

erynelanor:

a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him

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